that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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