I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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