Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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