So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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