sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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