I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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