why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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