Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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