we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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