I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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