I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How naked do you want me to be?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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