the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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