Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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