If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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