Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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