Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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