help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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