How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
last night I used snow as a chaser
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