Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Success! We fucked roommates!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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