I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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