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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore

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(804): i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore http://tfl.nu/d307

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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.

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(858): This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex. http://tfl.nu/bu7g

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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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(443): She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits http://tfl.nu/tlq9

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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

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(707): Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me. http://tfl.nu/6om9

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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

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(586): at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool.... http://tfl.nu/juyn

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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top

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(405): New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top http://tfl.nu/zi79

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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

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Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(626): Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened? (308): Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex. http://tfl.nu/5y08

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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.

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you didn't get her number why?

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(724): So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends. (1-724): you didn't get her number why? http://tfl.nu/gt6x

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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.

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(509): Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore. http://tfl.nu/z28x

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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

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I could have done it in 2

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(917): Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts. (978): I could have done it in 2 http://tfl.nu/64hz

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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.

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(847): And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice. http://tfl.nu/ait7

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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.

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(217): Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again. http://tfl.nu/k53k

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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.

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(587): It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse. http://tfl.nu/f8ym

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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?

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(206): How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!? http://tfl.nu/pijo

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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish

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(276): Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish http://tfl.nu/p7ll

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