their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm jealous of your bromance
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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