Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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