the day after is always just damage control
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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