singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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