how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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