Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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