They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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