I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I came so hard my ears popped.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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