My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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