i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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