This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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