party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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