Swine flu. Run for my life!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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