I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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