these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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