Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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