it was like his penis was on wheels.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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