ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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