How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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