At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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