Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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