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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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