Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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