aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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