arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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