You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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