WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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