PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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