he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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